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Thursday, August 30, 2012
Make Your Own Fleshlight!
DIY Fleshlight Ideas
If you don’t enjoy the classic homemade pocket pussy ideas, I have something more exciting for you.
While I haven’t tested all of these methods yet, some of them sound pretty exciting.
Each DIY Fleshlight listed here is at random order. So, use it as an idea generator, check what supplies you have and, of course, what turns you on.
9. Cornstarch + Water
If you don’t have any latex gloves or rubber bands around but enjoy cooking, there’s a chance that you have everything you need for this DIY Fleshlight:
- Cornstarch
- Water
- Tall glass
- Microwave
- Fridge
- Something to make a hole for your penis (wooden stick, or silimar)
How to Make This Pocket Pussy:

- In a tall glass mix 100 grams of cornstarch with 100 millilitres of water. Mix thoroughly.
- Add another 100 ml of water and mix again.
- Microwave for 1 minute.
- Make a hole that is around 3/4 inches deep into your mixture.
- Microwave for another 30 seconds.
- Put the stick that you made the hole with into the homemade pocket pussy and put it in the fridge for 1 hour.
- Remove from fridge. Take out the stick. The homemade Fleshlight should have solidified within this time and should slide out of the glass easily.
Overall: honestly, I failed at making this pocket pussy. I tried different ratios, different microwaving temperatures and duration.
So, I can only tell that if you’re curious and have time to play around in the kitchen – you should try making this homemade sex toy.
The Pool Noodle
If you have a pool, there’s a great chance that you have one of those pool noodles. If you no longer use and need it – turn it into a homemade pocket pussy. Here is a list of items that you will need:
- Pool noodle
- Gummy candies (optional)
- Latex glove
- Rubber bands
- Lube
How to Make a Pocket Pussy:

- Cut a piece of the pool noodle that is 1.5-2 inches longer than your erect penis.
- Cut that piece in half, length wise
- Scoop out some of the middle part
- Put the halves together
- Fill with gummy candies (optional)
- Put the latex glove in the middle
- Fasten with rubber bands
- Lube up and enjoy
Overall: it’s another creative way to have a DIY Fleshlight. However, a pool noodle isn’t something you may have at home Luckily, there’s plenty more ways to make a homemade pocket pussy.
28. Floral Beads Homemade Pocket Pussy
If you have any plants around the house, you might be lucky to find some floral beads around as well. Here’s the list of items that you will need to make a homemade Fleshlight out of them:
- Flower beads
- Latex glove
- Lube
- Jar
How to Make the Pocket Pussy:

- Fill 3/4 of a jar with floral beads
- Stick in the latex glove
- Fasten the glove around the jar
- Apply lube and enjoy
Overall: the experience was exciting. The floral beads give this pretty intense sensations after which, I doubt that you will want to go back to simply playing with your hand.
29. Hot Water Bottles + Tape
Using hot water bottles is one of the simplest ways to quickly make a homemade Fleshlight. Here’s what you will need:
- Hot water
- 2 bottles
- Latex glove
- Duck tape
- Lube
How to Make the Pocket Pussy:

- Fill the bottles with hot water
- Make a sandwich out of them with a glove in the middle
- Duck tape the sandwich together
- Lube up and enjoy your DIY Fleshilight
Overall: the hotness of the water makes this homemade pocket pussy feel realistic, compared to potential alternatives. However, the shape of it isn’t the most exciting one.
30. Fun With Balloons
Making a homemade Fleshlight from party leftovers is a great idea. If you have any balloons in stock – time to make yourself a pocket pussy. Here’s what you will need:
- A wider container (approx. 5-6 inches wide)
- 4 balloons
- Duck tape
- Latex glove
- Lube
Tip: use lukewarm water to fill the balloons. It makes the experience a lot more realistic.
That concludes my suggestions for instant gratification for the day!
JC
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Safe & Sane Fisting
Difficulty: Hard
Time Required: Varies
Here's How:
- Trim and file fingernails of the fistee. Do not douche or use an enema. These can irritate and thin the anal walls, increasing the risk of infection.
The receiving partner, or fistee, should be very relaxed and aroused. Gently massage or rim the anus during foreplay for an extended period of time.
Place a latex glove on the fisting hand. Generously lubricate the entire hand and forearm. Also generously lubricate the anus.*Do not use oil-based lubricants, which can erode the latex gloves. Fisting without protection can lead to bacterial and viral infections.- Slowly and gently insert one finger at a time into the anus. Hold fingers as close together as possible.
- Once all fingers and the thumb are inserted, add more lubricant and gently rotate the hand into the anus.
- Ball the hand into a fist once it is fully inserted. Slowly move the fist in and out, massaging the prostate.
If your partner experiences extreme discomfort or there is excessive bleeding, there may be a tear in the rectal wall. Encourage your partner to relax and slowly pull out. The fistee may temporarily be unable to control bowels. The expanded rectal walls will eventually return to normal size.
Tips:
- Make sure your partner is ready and willing to be fisted. Respect his wishes and stop at any stage.
- Forcing a full fist inside of the anus (or punching), having improperly trimmed finger nails or fisting without protection can cause serious injury, including tears, ruptures, or infections.
- Repeated fisting may result in permanent damage.
What You Need:
Plenty of lube
Latex gloves
A willing, relaxed and highly aroused partner
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Friday, February 23, 2007
How To Mix a Booty Bump
Booty bumps are easy to do - they rely on dissolving substances in water and then having the resulting solution being absorbed by the mucous membranes that line your rectum & large intestine.
Other than eliminating waste, the main function of the large intestine is to regulate the water content in your feces to prevent dehydration by re-absorbing the water out of your feces and back into the bloodstream.
Without this ability, you'd have diarrhea and would become dangerously dehydrated - Absorb too much water, and you have constipation. Its the ability to absorb water that makes a booty bump work soo well and so quickly. And since your not exhaling it like you do when you smoke - your not wasting any of that substance. Before you start you will need a few supplies:
1 - shot glass
1 - syringe or turkey baster
Depending on preference & availability - you will need to decide what kind of syringe you want to use - there basically 2 types:
Bulb-type syringe: This type uses a rubber bulb which is located at the end of the syringe (which isn't inserted up your ass) and uses suction & air pressure to force the fluids in & out of the syringe and up your ass.
2 examples of a bulb-type syringe are: An all-rubber pediatric bulb-syringe - Which is commonly used to draw mucous out of a baby or small child's nostrils - which has a cold, but doesn't know how to blow its nose yet. (Tell this to the pharmacist & they will help you find it without raising any eyebrows & it costs less then $5.00) and, A turkey baster - Which while a bit clumsy, does allow you to put the solution deeper up into your ass
Plunger-type syringe: This type pf syringe uses a plunger to draw the solution up into & to force it back out of the syringe & up into your ass. While not always as easy to buy as bulb syringes are - they offer better control & take less coordination to use, AND they can be purchased without a prescription IF you know what to ask for at your local pharmacy.
2 common examples are: A hypodermic needle (requires a prescription in most states) and, A 5cc-10cc pediatric syringe - which is commonly used to administer cough syrup to babies & small children, or to add solutions to an IV, or to inflate/deflate the fluid out of a foley catheter. This larger syringe doesn't come with a needle and can be bought at any of several locations without a prescription: a pharmacy (ask for a large syringe to give liquid cough medicine to a small child or baby), a gourmet cooking-supply store (ask for a flavor injector), a hardware store (to put glue into wood joints or for model-making) or at a Farm & Fleet type store (ask for veterinary supply's to give a pet doses of a liquid medicine)
Pick which ever type of syringe you prefer, or can lay your hands on.
Once You Have the Above
1st - grind/chop up the substance in question into as fine a powder as is possible - as the finer its ground up, the quicker it will dissolve into a solution... And then put the powder into the shot glass, preferably one with a heavy base (which is less likely to tip over & spill its contents) and add however much water you want to be putting up your ass.
Remember, that the more liquid you put up there - the longer it will take to that liquid to be absorbed into your bloodstream, and the more likely you are to possibly have some of that liquid dribble back out of your ass.
But on the other hand - if you use too little water - then you run the risk of the resulting solution being soo concentrated, that it might cause chemical burns on the tender mucous membrane tissues that line your rectum & large intestine - this can create abrasions that can allow HIV & any other STD to be easily transmitted.
BE PATIENT
Let the solution you've created sit until ALL the powdered substance that you want to put up your ass has dissolved COMPLETELY - Stirring if needed with a non-porous item such as a plastic martini toothpick, until the powder is completely dissolved* Once it has completely dissolved - the solution is ready to be used.
2nd - Take whatever kind of syringe you've chosen to use & draw the solution up into the syringe. If your using a bulb syringe take care not to let it tip over, as it might leak... If your using a plunger syringe - you don't have to worry about that... If you don't have either one of those available, you COULD use a hypodermic needle in a pinch - but once you've drawn the solution into it - you MUST break the needle off of the syringe as close to the plastic as is possible - However, I do NOT recommend this method - as the broken end of the needle is sharp & jagged & can cause cuts & scrapes in your anus & rectum.
3rd - Once the solution has been loaded into the syringe - go into your bedroom and get on your hands & knees on your bed... Then move forwards until you are partially off the bed, with your hands on the floor & your knees still on the mattress... Depending on the height of your bed, your back should be around a 45 degree angle - This will help keep the liquid your putting up your ass to stay in there, instead of dribbling back out.
If this position is too hard on your back, then drop your shoulders to the mattress & turn your head to the side, laying your head flat on the mattress.... and make yourself comfortable.
4th - If your using a bulb-syringe, or a turkey-baster or a pediatric cough syrup syringe - take it & place it as far as is comfortable up your anus & squeeze down on the bulb until you hear/feel the air start to come out of the syringe and go into your ass. Do NOT let up on the pressure on the bulb or it WILL draw the solution back up into the syringe/baster and defeat the purpose. Keeping the pressure on the bulb-syringe, clamp down with your anal muscles & pull it back out of your ass.
If your NOT using a bulb-type syringe and opt for a syringe that uses a plunger then stick it almost completely up your ass and once its in as deep as it will go without loosing your grip on it - then push the plunger in until you hit bottom. Then clamp down with your anus & pull the syringe back out of your ass - this will help prevent the solution from dripping back out.
5th - Stay in this 45-degree position for at least 5 mins, and by then if you've used a Tablespoon or less of water, it should have been completely absorbed by your system - However _ I wouldn't put anything up your ass for at least 30mins, just to be safe - otherwise you might accidentally pull the solution back out.
Congratulations - you've just successfully done your 1st booty bump !
Now - GO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT !!!